IM LAUgHIN SO HARD I Was LOOKING THROUGH A LIST OF LGBT CHARACTERS IN ANIMATION AND I FOUND THIS GEM
i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity
because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children
and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train
miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”
because there is a line
and way too many people cross it
booker you weaboo trash
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
straight men astound me
i’m genuinely asking though too. like i don’t think men are that stupid. prove me wrong because i’m starting to believe that guys really don’t know how to unhook bras, and if they don’t know how to do that motion then they really are stupid. like i’m not even being sexist like if you can’t figure out how to unhook a bra you are probably functioning at a very low iq. like literally you just push in and lift. a baby monkey could do that
tell me, is it some worldwide joke that men can’t unhook bras or are they really that stupid?
Is that his real face? It looks like he’s wearing one of the masks from the purge
booker loses at chess to elizabeth and is a giant baby about it
for me the biggest unsolved mystery of the world is whether or not My Immortal was a trollfic or a legitimate fanfiction that someone sat down and wrote.
Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice voice* oh no..