Playing Assasin’s Creed 2

holy shit

what is going on

how do i work

why is he not altair

i’m so confused

i just killed some hookers

oops

where am i

why did they kill the little boy

what is the family history

please stop giving me all this info at once please

and italian lgkalskdjflkajsdflkj

i only know like 2 words

i’m not my grandma

who’s probably very ashamed of me knowing those only 2 words

sawbs

artist: makes a unique female character
people: wow she's way too out there to be a good character. she's such a mary sue.
artist: makes an average female character
people: she's way too boring! what a mary sue!
artist: makes a strong/independent female character
people: how overdone. such a mary sue.
artist: makes a weak female character
people: that's incredibly degrading to women! MARY SUE!
artist: doesn't make a female character
people: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FEMALE CHARACTERS? ARE YOU SEXIST? WOW WHAT AN ASSHOLE.