video game summaries

harvest moon- so you’re like this farmer and you pick up chicks

animal crossing- you’re this human thing in a world taken over by animals and you work off to pay a loan from a raccoon

any final fantasy- you’re the chosen one and you save the world from weird shit-lots of pretty people

phoenix wright- you’re a defence attorney and all your clients are always innocent-your boss died and her sister is a medium

kingdom hearts- you have a key thats a weapon,your best friend is angsty, and there are disney characters

katamari damacy- basically it’s like you’re high and you roll things into a ball and get bigger- your dad is creepy

pokemon- you have these creatures that you keep in balls and they fight other creatures for fun and you don’t feed them

spyro- you’re a purple dragon and you can’t fly and you have to unfreeze other dragons

crash bandicoot- you have this weird mask thing that follows you around and shouts chants-the villains are weird half breeds

sims- you are god and you can either torture people or make their lives amazing

assassin’s creed- you are an assassin and your ancestors are assassins and sexy and there is a lot of history and killing and sex